Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!
What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
Santa Jaws!
Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus!
What smells most in a chimney?
Santa’s nose!
What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
Rapping paper!
What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-”toast”!
Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
Because the presents won’t take themselves!
What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!
How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
Because he’s always in the pole position!
What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
Tyranno-santa Rex!
What’s red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like “rain”, “Dear”!
What’s red and green and flies?
An airsick Santa Claus!
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!
How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down?
Stacks!
What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!
Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Why, Santa Paws of course!
