What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!
When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When its a baby reindeer!
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
“Rude”-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-”deer”!
How do you get into Donner’s house?
You ring the “deer”-bell!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
