Elf jokes – ho, ho ho!

What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!  One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Why, shortbread of course!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf” esteem!
What [...]

Reindeer jokes – ho, ho, ho!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!
When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When its a baby reindeer!
Which of Santa’s [...]

It’s time for a little ho, ho, ho!

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!
What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he [...]

Christmas Jokes

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